Saturday, October 31, 2009

Ask Your Doctor If This Drug Is Right For You

Have you ever noticed on TV when they are touting a medication, they do list all of the possible side effects?

We DVR’d a recent commercial for a medication and listed all of the side effects (insert sarcasm here):

Call your physician if you experience any of these side effects.

Side effects can include diarrhea, constipation, dizziness, loss of appetite, global warming, excessive sweating, blurred vision, excessive thirst, dry skin, dandruff, erection lasting longer than 4 hours, inability to use a turn signal, alopecia, nail fungus, bad breath, sleeplessness, narcolepsy, acne, ear infections, bladder infections, sinus infection, kidney infections, overeating, swelling of the mouth/face/lips/tongue, rash, hives, itching, chest pain, facial hair, weight loss, stuffy nose, sinus congestion, hypertension, excessive back hair, dry eyes, dry mouth, dry skin, hypotension, panic attacks, delayed flight times, mastitis, memory loss, ringing in the ears, memory problems, memory loss, ringing in the ears, memory problems, upset stomach, irregular heart beat, asthma, nausea, vomiting, ingrown toe nails, ringworm, intestinal parasites, disruption in satellite tv reception, scoliosis, migraines, flatulence, uterine cramping, enlarged prostate, pinkeye, boils, swine flu, psoriasis, incontinence and insomnia.

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